Fat Pride Folk to be angry

Yikes. A gene that makes people fat may also make people bad at problem-solving.

The fat pride community isn't going to like this one.

But how great would it be to have gene therapy solve this? Make people thinner AND smarter? The Chinese must be on to this already.

Human Guinea Pigs

Newscientist has a very interesting article today on metabolic syndrome. Apparently your body would rather you be obese than have excess fat build up in your bloodstream, by depositing fat and sugar somewhere safer. In other words, getting fat is a defense against unhealthy eating.

More interestingly, this was tied to another study which injected volunteers' bloodstreams with the amount of fat found in a large beef burger.

Well naturally, it got me wondering. Why would anyone volunteer to do this??

Always a favorite site, McSweeney's has an interesting interview with a human guinea pig ($8,000 a study, 98 percent are men...I think that might say something).

Gene therapy is the new steroid?

In a report published today by three researchers in Science journal, steroids won't be the only thing athletes might be seduced by. Gene therapy might become, or already is, an untested and extremely risky way for athletes to gain an edge over competition:

"Some athletes and coaches will be tempted, prematurely and unwisely, to take advantage of results packaged by some as performance enhancement 'breakthroughs,' even if they are untested in humans and the only 'breakthrough' is faster or stronger mice."

And they aren't just speculating. From athletes begging for help from gene therapist Lee Sweeney and a doctor caught trying to give gene therapy to a fictitious American Olympic swimmer in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, the market is certainly there. Plus two of these researchers have worked with the World Anti-Doping Agency, or WADA, established more than a decade ago with International Olympic Committee funding.

So if there's going to be gene therapy doping, we need new tests since steroid doping isn't going to detect anything. And they're on that too, with WADA doing research into developing "biological passports" to monitor an athlete's biological profile over time.

You just wonder, with all this superhuman business going on, from Speedo LZR bodysuits to simply changing yourself biologically, what the point of sports will be. Watching people do incredible stuff with aids of all kinds? Then again I'm not a sports fan in the first place, so even without the doping I wouldn't know the answer.